my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I know this is horrifically late, but I made one of these for the science side of tumblr!
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like
A sound soul dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body.
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so: